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NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Fans of the movie "Avatar" are looking for ways to
cope with depression caused by the planet Pandora
being fictional. One such fan wrote on the fansite
"Naviblue" that he contemplated suicide after seeing
the movie because he would never actually see the beauty
and perfection that are Pandora and its Na'vi population.
"Gee, Chris, that guy was totally nuts.
How can I tell if I'm similarly afflicted?"
Glad you asked...
The Top 5 Signs You're Taking
a Work of Fiction WAY Too Seriously
5> Your bookie calls to tell that, once again, Ravenclaw didn't
cover the Quidditch point spread.
4> Yes, you adored the scene in "Gone With the Wind" where
Scarlett O'Hara made a dress out of her home's window curtains.
But YOU did it at the office. With the mini-blinds. Dave.
3> "Sorry, pal, but 'no shirt, no shoes, no service" even applies
2> You've carved a lightning bolt into your forehead and renamed
your imaginary girlfriend Ginny, and today you blasted Brad
the football star with the Tineus Cruris cruse.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're
Taking a Work of Fiction WAY Too Seriously...
1> You've been turning tricks for months, but still no sign of
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